cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.


CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

fanduhmbs:

Some shows just aren’t worth the consequences.

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

[x]

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit:

pennywise-theclown:

cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit:

streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

why is he in there

he was trying to find a tub to melt a dead body in acid in

oh well I was not expecting that

thoracs:

Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

image

  • baby: b.....b....
  • mom: i think he's trying to say bottle!
  • dad: no, he's trying to say baby!
  • baby: b.....b....BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS AND MAGICAL BEASTS